If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
An English speaker who can remember the first name of their favourite star wars character just fine, but is struggling to remember their last name.
A Croatian person saying me
A Polish person saying “I”